Sarcasm

Scent Notes 
Champagne + lemon + musk + woods

Unlock the power of relaxation with our Eat, Nap, Smash the Patriarchy candle. With a champagne-scented blend of floral notes, it's the perfect way to add fragrance to any room while keeping your revolutionary spirit alive! Light it and take a break from the world – you deserve it!

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Champagne + lemon + musk + woods

Make any room the castle it should be with This Princess Can Save Herself candle! Its champagne fragrance is a sweet reminder of your strength, while its sarcastic edge serves up a heaping spoonful of sass. Crown yourself with the perfect finishing touch!

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Champagne + lemon + musk + woods

Light up your space with Big Feminist Energy – the candle for the modern, empowered woman. Crafted to a champagne-scented perfection, it'll fill your room with aromas of success and ambition. Strike the match and ignite your feminist spirit! 

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Grapefruit + champagne + musk.

Add a little sarcasm to your home decor with our Less People, More Dogs Candle! Perfect for animal-lovers everywhere, this candle not only looks great but smells great too! Light it up and enjoy the subtle hint of puppy love anywhere in your house. Who needs people when you've got dogs?

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Lavender+ floral

Light up your home with Wet Nose, Warm Heart: the perfect candle for the dog lover. Our soothing lavender fragrance and sarcastic sense of humor will have you (and your pup) howling with delight! Light it up and curl up with your four-legged friend today.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Huckleberry + Fresh Green Leaves + Vanilla.

From cats who shed to those who got it covered, show your love for all kinds of furry friends with Cat Hair, Don't Care. This candle, with its huckleberry fragrance, will make any room smell purrrfectly delightful! 

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Huckleberry + Fresh Green Leaves + Vanilla.

Our 'Are You Kitten Me?' candle is here to add a purr-fectly delightful scent and warm feline vibes to any room! With its blended lavender fragrance, this candle is twice as sweet and sure to make any cat lover meow with joy!

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 

 Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

The perfect fragrance for any day. The notes of magnolia blooms, musk, and sugar cane come together to emit a soothing, floral fragrance that will take you back to your favorite springtime memories.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 

Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

The perfect fragrance for any day. The notes of magnolia blooms, musk, and sugar cane come together to emit a soothing, floral fragrance that will take you back to your favorite springtime memories.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 

 Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

The perfect fragrance for any day. The notes of magnolia blooms, musk, and sugar cane come together to emit a soothing, floral fragrance that will take you back to your favorite springtime memories.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

This Can't Adult Today Candle is your perfect excuse for a day off! Enjoy its sarcastic scent and never feel guilty about skipping out on responsibility again. The perfect pick-me-up to any bad day!

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

Don't let overthinking get the best of you - light up this 'Currently Overthinking' candle and get back in control. Made with a humorous, sarcastic tone, each one of these candles will help you laugh at your worries and get back at it.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

Don’t you wish there was a candle for when you just 'run out of patience'? Well, now there is! Our Out of Patience candle provides a sarcastic edge to your frustrating day with its clever name and snarky spunk. Light this candle and have a good laugh at your bad luck.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes 
Magnolia Blooms + Musk + Sugarcane

Introducing the Coordinator of Chaos candle—for anyone who loves to be in charge of a little bit of mayhem. Light it up and set the tone with sarcasm and good vibes all around.

Details 
- 12.5oz | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours. 

Scent Notes
Cedar leaf, pine, spiced fruited florals, earthy musk undertones

Light up Alexa, Rake the Leaves and the leaves won't stand a chance! This candle with its crisp fall fragrance will fill your home with a gentle reminder of that most dreaded of fall chores. Lit it up with a sarcastic smirk and get ready to cozy up, because no one will be raking the leaves anytime soon.

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.

Scent Notes
Cedar leaf, pine, spiced fruited florals, earthy musk undertones

Bundle up and indulge in Sweater Weather! Nothing says fall quite like our cozy, sarcastic sweater and a crisp fall fragrance. Make the most of your autumnal ambiance. So snuggle up and get ready to enjoy the fall with us!

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.

Scent Notes
Pumpkin, nutmeg, vanilla, caramel

Introducing Pie is a Food Group -- the perfect gift for the snarky baker in your life! Show off your penchant for pie, your love of being sassy, and your penchant for a good candle with this fun, quirky gift box. All your favorites in one place!

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.

Scent Notes
Pumpkin, nutmeg, vanilla, caramel

Add a touch of fall-scented sarcasm to your home with this "It's Fall Y'all" candle! Light it up and enjoy the smell of roasted pumpkin and cinnamon while having a good laugh at this witty candle's cheeky message. Perfect for fall-lovers who enjoy a good chuckle with their spiced aromas!

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.

Scent Notes
Juicy apples, cinnamon, clove, caramel

Creepin' it real this Halloween with this sassy candle! Light it up for a spooky atmosphere with just the right amount of sarcasm. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to let their personality shine! Get 'creepin in style!

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.

Scent Notes
Caramel, jasmine, cotton candy, rich vanilla

This "Spooky Vibes" candle is the perfect way to get your home ready for Halloween! With its sarcasm-filled scent and adorable design, this candle will give your place the perfect touch of spookiness - without taking itself too seriously! Ready to embrace your inner ghoul? Light up this candle and get ready for some spooky vibes!

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.

Scent Notes
Caramel, jasmine, cotton candy, rich vanilla

Treat yourself to something special this Halloween with Trick or Treat Yourself! Our scented candle will fill your home with a sweet fragrance, while the sarcastic sentiment will put a playful twist to the spooky season. Trick or treat yourself to something special!

Details
- 12.5oz. | 3.6" diameter x 3.75" height. Burns for up to 70 hours.